Design a God that fits in with the lifestyle that you want to lead.
Give every waking moment to the pursuit of pleasure.
Eat, drink and be merry, someone else can clean up.
Follow the money - forget the relationships.
Don't take no for an answer, if it won't open kick it till it breaks.
Be the self-made master of all you survey and have need of nobody.
if it looks good take it! - YOLO
Spread a bit of gossip, especially if it makes you look good.
If your neighbour has something better than you, steal it or smash it up.
Do nothing! It's not your problem.